Editor Reviews

Dude Theft Wars feels like a sandbox made by someone who just wanted to mess around and record the mayhem. There’s no pressure, no long tutorials, and no serious tone. You wake up in a bright, blocky city where people walk funny, cars are easy to “borrow,” and everything around you looks like it was built for comedy.

The whole point? Cause chaos, laugh at how things explode or fly across the screen, and just try whatever comes to mind. You can pick fights with strangers, drive a truck through someone’s yard, or chill in the park before a skateboard sends you flying into a lake. The game leans hard into goofy physics and unexpected outcomes.

Visually, it’s not realistic, but that’s the charm. Characters are stiff, buildings look like toys, and colors pop like someone dumped a box of crayons on the world. Even the music feels like background noise from a prank video. It’s not polished, but it’s packed with fun.

The city itself is full of distractions. There are random items to collect, vehicles to test out, mini-missions that never take themselves seriously, and just enough structure to keep you moving—if you feel like it. Most players end up ignoring the missions and just messing around.

This game doesn’t reward skill or focus. It rewards curiosity and bad ideas. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when you shoot a tire while skateboarding through traffic, this game lets you find out in the loudest and weirdest way possible.

How to Play?

Step 1: Open the app and hit “Start.” Choose from Story Mode for a slower pace or Rampage Mode if you want instant chaos with no warm-up.

Step 2: Use the on-screen joystick to move around. Swipe to control the camera. Buttons on the side let you jump, punch, or interact with people and objects.

Step 3: See a car? Walk up and tap the car icon to hop in. Drive using the left/right arrows and speed up with the pedal icon. Every vehicle handles a bit differently—some are fast, others feel like pushing a shopping cart full of bricks.

Step 4: Explore. Check out shops, houses, and alleyways. Some spots give you items, some have missions, and some are just there to cause trouble.

Step 5: Keep an eye on the police. If you hit someone or steal a car in front of a crowd, your wanted level goes up. Stars appear at the top of your screen. The more stars, the more aggressive the police. Lose them by hiding or switching vehicles.

Step 6: Tap your in-game phone (yes, your dude has a phone) to enter cheat codes. You can spawn weapons, change gravity, or slow down time. It’s not cheating here—it’s part of the fun.

Step 7: Look for hidden areas and collectibles. The city has odd corners full of strange props, secret cars, and weird NPCs doing random stuff.

Step 8: Save your game when something hilarious happens. The auto-save helps, but manual saves mean you can jump back to the good bits whenever you want.